The Rev. Eric Vallance Cook was vicar of St. Martin’s Worle at this time and although he was a very popular man locally, he could, occasionally, make his presence felt.
It was towards the end of March 1953 when trouble broke out. The village was frantically trying to raise money to celebrate the coming Coronation on June 2nd. Worle Old Boys Football club held regular comic matches in aid of charities and in this year of national pride decided to donate the proceeds to the Coronation Fund.
At the same time, Vallance Cook was preparing for Easter. He would also have been concentrating on the Palm Sunday services which would include the Confirmation of twelve parishioners, an important occasion. Seven of the new Church Members were youngsters of about 13 years. Margaret Williams, Joan Tozer, Jeanette Durston and Margaret Lovell lived in Hill Road and knew each other well. Five were older, including Roy Irwin, who kept goal for Worle Old Boys.
On Saturday 28th March Worle Old Boys’ programme was published and available to buy at the price of 3d (the same as a bag of chips):
‘Looking at our forthcoming attractions we sincerely hope you will put two dates in your diary as definitely matches to see. Firstly on Good Friday K.O. 11.00 our ground will be the setting for an epic clash between the Coronation Rangers and the Smashers. For your information the Rangers is a team of all stars selected with great care from the ladies of the Club. The Smashers, I am afraid consisting of mere males, is also chosen from members of the Club and Committee. Referee is our well known Mr Tom Pemberthy [may he keep the peace] so roll up and see the ‘weaker sex’ get their own back. The match is being played in aid of the Worle Coronation Celebrations Fund’.
In addition to this announcement notices were posted around the village. The Vicar noticed. He was not a happy Easter bunny. Vallance Cook took up his pen and addressed his thoughts to the club secretary, Tom Pemberthy, thus:
‘I have been horrified to read in this evening’s Mercury that the Football Club has organised a comic football match in support of the Coronation Fund to take place on Good Friday at 11 a.m. Not only is this farce arranged for a day when Christian people everywhere are commemorating the Passion of our Lord, but at a time when many services will be in progress.’
The big mistake W.O.B. made was to set themselves up in competition with the Church. The football match was bound to win; Vallance Cook knew it and was certain to be upset.
The correspondence continues in the following vein:
‘To make matters worse, I understand that some of the young people connected with St. Martin’s Church have been enlisted as players, thus depriving them of the means of performing their religious duties on this day. As a piece of callous blasphemy this fixture is unparalleled in Worle’.
This was indeed very strong language. There is no doubt the Vicar was cross. Tom Penberthy, bless him, was taken aback by this letter, and rapidly contacted the W.O.B. committee, who agreed to postpone the game. The fixture was not at all ‘unparalleled’. In fact fund raising matches on the morning of Good Friday had been a feature of life since the 1903 ‘married and singles’ game. Far from just speaking his mind, which may have been understandable, Vallance Cook had threatened the Football Club as follows:
‘I can only assume that the committee has acted without a proper sense of responsibility in organising fun and games at the most solemn season of the year, and the repercussions on the Coronation celebrations themselves are bound to be serious, for if money is accepted by the Coronation Committee from such a deplorable source there is no doubt that the Christian organisations, which have so far played an active part will feel the necessity of withdrawing from future participation. Neither will the Church Hall be available to the Football Club for its social events of the next season.’
The village was in uproar and rifts were appearing between the Church and everyone else. Even the congregation at the Methodist Chapel thought the Vicar had lost all sense of proportion. The trouble was made worse by the knowledge that the comic match and its timing had been agreed by the Coronation Committee, of which Vallance Cook was a member. He had skipped the relevant meeting. The chairman of the committee, Les Bull, headmaster of the Church of England Junior School, had supported the proposed match. The vicar knew he had made a tactical error, and in an effort to make amends, actually made matters worse. Having heard that the match was postponed until another date (May 15th) he said he would have supported it being played on the afternoon of Good Friday.
In the Mercury report of the whole debacle, published on April 10th, we are told that the vicar later said he was quite sure the club did not intend a blasphemy and he did not think anything would have been said if it had been an ordinary football match.
Only a handful of people thought that Vallance Cook was right. Most thought he had put a dampener on a good idea, which would have been great fun. It was pointed out in conversation that he went to work and to the pub in a dress and no-one minded that. When the game was played, in May, it was reported at length in the Mercury without a mention of the vicar who had offered to play to make up for the row! Five hundred people attended the match and the Coronation celebrations would have been much poorer without the money raised.